So They Can Count In Missouri, Just Very Slowly

First the Alaskan Senate result now this, it's official folks, after two weeks the general election in the U.S. has finally ended. That means Obama ends with 365 electoral votes to McCain's 173. Missouri almost got McCain right back into it. I would also like to thank Missouri for waiting until now to finally tally and release their results. Its understandable, who wouldn't want to add more close knit drama to this election. In unrelated news a new study confirms what has always been speculated, election officials can't count, at least not at the required federal 5th grade level, also there seems to be a new invention taking the youth by storm, its known by its street name as a "series of tubes," I'll update when more information becomes available.